Me,Myself, and Stuff?

shsl-psychic:

Good things to say during sex (Gordon Ramsay edition)

  • "C’mere, big boy…"
  • "It’s RAW!"
  • "What is this…"
  • "Wow…"
  • "My gran could do better! And she’s dead!"
  • "Gently, gently, gently, gently…"
  • "Make love to it, don’t f*ck it!"
  • "So sorry about the old bag."
  • "Forecast for tomorrow: 100% chance of tears."
  • "How about a thank you, you miserable wee bitch."
  • "Long live the power of women."
  • "You f*cking donkey!"
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Plain bagel and watermelon #breakfast

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#breakfast

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

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thewalkingemperorwatson:

when someone in school tries to correct you on one of the things you obsess over

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sagittariusthoughts:

ghdos:

It got better.

LMAO!!!!

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rileyabeled:

a film starring rinko kikuchi, lupita nyong’o, natalie dormer, lucy liu, laverne cox, amber heard, michelle rodriguez, nicole beharie and ellen page as either an all female heist team or the world’s first all female super team

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

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strangely-poetic:

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND

Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this could be a virus I have no clue, I never went to the website or their tumblr because I don’t want to get any possible viruses on my computer so I might be wrong but just in case please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. If I’m wrong then please tell me and I’ll take this down but for now please reblog this, thank you!

UPDATE: Yeah it’s virus blogs. I’ve gotten them from two different people and their title was the same. One was “Beautiful Landscapes” and the other was “Beautiful Tattoos” and so yeah reblog this really fast before anyone gets the virus ok thanks again. The first blog that sent me this was zinokmass so watch out for zinokmass and labagaww thank you guys so much ignore the message if you get it

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Does anybody know what color will show on black hair using Manic Panic?

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#Manic Panic #hair dye

thotstitute:

quixon:

seraniaintshit:

tumblr niggas keep “Lobster Fest” marked on their calendars and rush to Red Lobster with their phones fully charged and instagram ready on the day of

STOP IT.

O M F G

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zodiacchic:

Check your Taurus horoscope now. Click here!

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